What have dentures ever done to you?

Quite frankly this scene makes me sick. I'm all for the right to dissent and approve of dissatisfied people making their voices heard, but this is the left gone totally insane. I mean, a lot of people rely on their dentures, from old people to hockey players, to go through life with dignity and confidence.

My grandfather wears dentures. Do you know someone with dentures? I bet you do. So please join me in condemning this brazen act of P.C. thuggery.


And now, here's this picture for complete randomness.

Professional Wrestlers - Please Read!

Are you a professional wrestler?

Do you want some motherfucking kick ass enterance music?

Check this shit out.

Not even Hulk Hogan himself had a theme so rocking.

John Stuart Mill and Utilitarianism in Modern Society

Are you familiar with my colleague Mario LeCraig?

No?

Then it's true, you are a bigger fool than I thought.

Fortunately, you can rectify your short-sightedness by clicking on the hyperlink, nestled snugly between two anchor tags, in my sexy new links section. The hyperlink will take you to LeCraig's site, where you can get the education you so desperately need.

Please note that the font for the links section is different, and less elaborate, than that of the Recent Posts and Archives section. Blogger uses images for those headings, and I just don't have the inclination to make a Links image in that lovely scrpt.



I'm drunk on red wine.

Embarrassing

It is indeed embarrassing when there are more comments than posts on your blog. But I knew getting in to this venture that I would give it the same half-assed effort that I gave my fundraising drive for the ill-fated 1997 coup d'etat attempt in Luxembourg.

From this day forth, I promise more content. Yes, more content for me to read in a slightly different format to Microsoft Word! Exciting!